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		<title>Sexist Old Ads</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ewomack a member of BTWIMHO, a cool catch all general topic forum which I frequent posted most of these in the Funny Pictures Thread. I couldn&#8217;t help but jack them and post them here. The old ads are funny as hell to me and  it amazes me how sexist advertisers were back then and no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Get Milked Comics" href="http://www.getmilked.com/" target="_blank">Ewomack</a> a member of <a title="BTWIMHO " href="http://www.btwimho.com" target="_blank">BTWIMHO</a>, a cool catch all general topic forum which I frequent posted most of these in the <a title="The Funny Pictures Thread" href="http://btwimho.com/showthread.php?t=144" target="_blank">Funny Pictures Thread</a>. I couldn&#8217;t help but jack them and post them here. The old ads are funny as hell to me and  it amazes me how sexist advertisers were back then and no one called the PC Police on them. <img src='http://www.bigdan.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<title>How Stimulus Money Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the members on the DJ board posted this a while back, I thought it was interesting/funny and wanted to share it with you all. It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the members on the <a href="http://www.ourdjtalk.com" target="_self">DJ board</a> posted this a while back, I thought it was interesting/funny and wanted to share it with you all.</p>
<blockquote><p>It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining,<br />
and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is<br />
in debt, and everybody lives on credit.</p>
<p>Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.</p>
<p>He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,<br />
and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.</p>
<p>The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to<br />
the butcher.</p>
<p>The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig<br />
grower.</p>
<p>The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the<br />
supplier of his feed and fuel.</p>
<p>The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his<br />
debt to the town&#8217;s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her &#8220;services&#8221;<br />
on credit.</p>
<p>The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note<br />
to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she<br />
brought her clients there.</p>
<p>The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so<br />
that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.</p>
<p>At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms,<br />
and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the<br />
rooms, and leaves town.</p>
<p>No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and<br />
looks to the future with a lot of optimism..</p>
<p>And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing<br />
business today.</p></blockquote>
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